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Early Demotivational Poster


THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF - Did he fire 36,000 rounds or only 35,000? So do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?


TAGS: ugly early
Rating: 4.23/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:00 am
It's BURGER-TIME! (BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!)
mikevanin - February 6, 2016, 9:49 am
This is a GAU-8/A Avenger. The drum magazine for this weapon can hold 1,174 rounds, although 1,150 is the typical load-out. The caption should use thiose figures instead!
Widow9669 - June 22, 2010, 8:10 pm
Trick question. No man could stop at 35,000 when there is that much more fun to be had.
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 6:50 pm
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!! Dang, was that a Tank or Artillery?
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:28 pm
Excellent!
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:44 pm
30mm depleted-uranium milk bottles! Good twist on Clint! 5L!
Sidereal - February 4, 2010, 7:49 am
it dont matter how many you got left if the're blanks.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:31 pm
5 Dirty Harry's


THUNDERSTORMS -




WHEN YOU PEAK - in pre-school there aren't a lot of disappointments ahead




DON KING KONG -


TAGS: the early years
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by GaryO



FAIL - Punching out the paper tape program by hand : 8 hours / Manually setting the mainframe : 11 hours / Running the program 6 hours. The result? COMPUTER SAYS.... "NO"




DESTINY -


TAGS: early tippi
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - February 24, 2012, 10:03 pm
The youngest what??? Heh, heh.
Verdeckt - February 24, 2012, 10:01 pm
I get it.. Think I'm the youngest too...
ICEMAN - February 24, 2012, 7:27 pm
Hitchcock recognized his talent early.
Airman - February 24, 2012, 6:47 pm
i get it!
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 6:28 pm
Yeah, I know. Seems one of the ‘kids’ is a mod. 2nd try for this one
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 6:22 pm

lol5...love it but i am curious how many kids will get this one.


DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT - A very early picture of me ...


TAGS: daddys little squirt early picture
Rating: 4.22/5

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Oiler - January 31, 2013, 11:05 pm
You were very photo-gene-ic


HALLOWEEN TIPS - Remember kids if you get Mommy to dress like a school girl, Uncle Cubby will give you money.


TAGS: early poster halloween tips cubby
Rating: 4.84/5

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crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 9:54 pm
LOL!


FOCUS -


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

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thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L


O C D -




SLEEP LATE -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

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Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


TOILET PAPER - there is clearly some on the floor


TAGS: there is clearly some on the floor
Rating: 2.73/5

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[email protected] - March 15, 2010, 9:36 pm
I luv LUV! this one it touches deep inside me like that one CAMP COUNSELOR


noon -


TAGS: comes early enough
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 17, 2013, 12:31 pm
Haha, love this one!


Blonde Moment #2 -


TAGS: early morning phone call blonde wife confused
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 13, 2014, 11:20 am
OMG! I have been graced with a rare appearance by Slick! Be still my beating heart. Thank you!
Rick69 - April 13, 2014, 10:54 am
This tale... Rings a bell.


Google maps -




FLOPPY DISCS - These original, early examples were neither floppy nor disc shaped... Isn't it funny how quickly a media form becomes outdated? As soon as I transfer all of my porn...




ESCAPES -


TAGS: early bird gets away from the hungover lady
Rating: 4.13/5

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BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:56 am
Ride on my friend, ride on to the next bar then.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:21 pm

you still have that bell on the handle bars?
sickartist - January 20, 2010, 8:20 pm
5L for all the moms I've taken for a ride on my bike.


I AM PARANOID IN REVERSE -


TAGS: even my voices are too happy this early
Rating: 3.88/5

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fred - January 26, 2010, 9:01 pm
this is a real condition. people don't get therapy for it much though.


YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION -




BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES - The early years ...




YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING UP EARLY WHEN... - you go to get some coffee and they're not opened yet


TAGS: getting up early
Rating: 1.13/5

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HAPPY HOUR -


TAGS: we don t have nearly enough of them
Rating: 4.45/5

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phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:48 am
LMAO!!! Another 5L poster for Airman!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 11:49 am
Nice!


VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL - We all took a little something from it


TAGS: it starts early
Rating: 4.32/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:17 am
*facepalm*


SPACEDOG VS THE WORLD -


TAGS: spacedog tribute get your tickets early
Rating: 4.21/5

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spacedog - June 21, 2010, 7:55 pm
HA! Looks like Australia is first to fall. Thanks Iceman. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:05 pm
ROR AMSOME!
agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 3:44 am
Hilarious!!! 5L!


PRODUCT AMBASSADORS - Choose Wisely...


TAGS: teeth pearly white gummy
Rating: 4.06/5

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AdmiralAckbar - August 25, 2010, 3:18 pm
is that George Burns?


SOME MORNINGS -


TAGS: it is 2 freaking early
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by sickartist

IceAngler - February 7, 2013, 12:32 pm
It's the ghost of two dead chickens.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hilarious! 5L


TIMING -


TAGS: what about the early worm
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Ed-Hyde - December 1, 2009, 9:14 am
Thees cat, he's not so smart I theenks
culos - December 1, 2009, 8:57 am
"¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah!"
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 8:20 am
Feel free to correct my spelling. I've forgotten almost everything I learned in Spanish class. (What I do remember would get my face slapped. Hard.)
culos - December 1, 2009, 7:49 am
Fingers are itching but I won't play spelling Nazi :-) I had the same "speedy gonzalez' connection btw.
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 7:45 am
When I saw the picture, the first thing that came to mind was: "Eepa! Eepa! Endale! Endale! ARRIBA!!!"
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 8:25 pm
Awesome! I give it 5 cheesy mice!


KNOWLEDGE IS POWER -




THEY CALLED HIM A FOOL - For building an ark in the middle of the forest. But he showed them all who was a fool when they all drowned.


TAGS: noah s ark april 1 topic early
Rating: 3/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 29, 2010, 8:20 pm
Hasbunmb - For every story there is a bit of truth behind it. And R.S.Jake, that would be a pimp house boat.
R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 12:50 pm
Still would make a pretty sweet house-boat, wouldn't it?
Hasbunmb - March 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
And then someone ELSE had to show you who was the fool when they revealed to you that its a STORY....


O X Y M O R O N - Arizona's Iceman... Desert Iceman?




IDIOT - That guy is clearly going to get run over!


TAGS: that guy is clearly going to get run over
Rating: 1.36/5

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5butjam - April 10, 2010, 7:55 pm
I do believe it's a witty comment on an exceedingly famous poster, as to feign ignorance, not to insult the rights those brave people stood for
aesop's folly - December 4, 2009, 9:01 pm
Fuck you, tank man rules!
Salieri - December 4, 2009, 4:39 pm
Actually, it's a woman. And they did run her over...
me4891 - December 4, 2009, 4:01 pm
Clearly, that man stood for what he believed in and stopped 4 tanks. Unfortunately he was arrested and probably died in prison


ya hear me?? -


TAGS: early days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - July 15, 2014, 6:51 am
Yeah, Pwissy. That piqued my interest as well. Maybe Airman has a notion, or Sho.
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:52 pm
Was having a great laugh until the WTF 5L moment...whose eyeball is that? You listening to me Uggie!?!


ON SALE TODAY -


TAGS: get in early this holiday season
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 7:28 am
I heard jesus was contemplating buying a pair but he was going to wait til they went on sale... Apparently jesus saves
Greeny - September 7, 2012, 7:19 am
How about "Help! I'm being help prisoner in a Flip-Flop Factory"? Nice to see you V


the early years -


TAGS: waldo early years
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:34 pm
Bingo
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 7:41 am

lol
chickenlittle - January 8, 2014, 11:03 pm
I'm the fashionable blonde in the purple plaid coat and burnt orange pants.
chickenlittle - January 8, 2014, 11:02 pm
My siblings and me, I couldn't resist, my little sis was wearing that red and white stripe shirt so I did a teeny ms paint on her :)


The Early Years -




Vintage Photo -


TAGS: the early days of motoring
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

rerun - October 22, 2013, 8:02 pm

Ug was the enabler. This was during proahabition....good moonshine
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:55 pm
Bahaha..I mean teehee. Nice uggie.


Paranoia. -


TAGS: early
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 3, 2013, 5:44 pm
Luckily I Have Pills.


hot rod rerun -




WRINKLES -


TAGS: learn it early crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 8:26 pm
This is why, at 12, I perfected the blank stare. 5L


COMMUNICATIONS -


TAGS: start early and often
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
And Der Norvegians, Ja? 5L
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 7:47 pm
How about swedes? 5


LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: august assignment calender a bit early but i wont be around next week so 404 sad
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:51 am
good one. 5l's


Early -




GOAL -


TAGS: ultra early tantalizing assignment
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 1:14 am
Excellence yet again. 5L


CABRIOLET DRIVER -


TAGS: early modern english drama
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - February 6, 2014, 7:40 pm
Hah! Looks rather familiar....
BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:15 am
5 Taxi drive'n Poodles! LMAO
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 1:21 am
I say. Well done. Here's a fiver.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:28 am
LOL! I like it!


CLEARLY DOUBTFUL - "If everybody's supposed to be wrong when they think they are right... Then does just thinking wrong make everyone right...."




WATERBOARDING -




MOOOOOOOOOO'S HIPPIE YEARS - Tune in, Turn on, Drop Out worked just fine


TAGS: moooooos day a day early
Rating: 4.2/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:12 am
Unfortunately, his balls didn't follow suit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2010, 11:57 pm
You don't know how close you are to the truth...5L


IT IS TOO DAMN EARLY - Just give me copious amounts of coffee and nobody will get hurt




ROCKETS -


TAGS: air travel day early entry after foreplay premature launch balls blast off falic
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
Damn. Thanks, Zed. I never would have caught that. I guess I should have googled.
Zed - November 25, 2009, 12:08 pm
Funny, Bart, but the word you were looking for is "phallic", not "falic".
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 6:18 am
:-)


CLASSICS - Somethings never really need to improve... They strike a chord in the human heart, and they get the girls!




ICEMAN TRAINING - Not for everybody... oh the cold, the terrible cold




COLD IS THE NEW HOT - Feel the chill strike your spine... Your hairs stand on end... Not sure about the blue tongue




EVEN THE GREATEST - Need a little alone time... Mind shuttin the door?




Fascination -


TAGS: found any it s early yet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

theyuk - May 19, 2016, 8:24 pm
Contact lens case-don't wanna sacrifice style!
MissPriss - May 19, 2016, 11:30 am
Reminds me of those old Elmer Fudd/Bugs Bunny 'toons. Fudd says to Bugs: "Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm huntin' wabbits." Thanks for the chuckle yuk.
EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2016, 12:48 am
That Cheetah seems to be wearing some kind of collar.


Cannabal -


TAGS: cannabal motifaker child early days
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 7, 2015, 1:51 pm
Is that a bubble pipe? I understand that's what he still smokes...... 5 lol lions!
JesusWept - November 5, 2015, 12:20 am
Thanks :)
Sho - November 5, 2015, 12:14 am
That's a 5 lol
JesusWept - November 4, 2015, 10:17 pm
Merci :)
MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:27 pm
Ha ha! Put that in your pipe and smoke it Cannabal! 5'd it Jesus


Second Choice -


TAGS: alway too late or early
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - August 18, 2017, 10:29 pm

I like the crispy pentagons personally.


Multi-Capable Kids -




ENUNCIATION -


TAGS: wishes come true speak clearly
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 11:08 pm

Close. Very close.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:57 pm
Don't know the joke but you come up with a little less than 12" if you don't measure from your butt? Or did I come up with a new interpretation? Very funny! ^!
lgvernon - February 26, 2016, 5:59 pm

Glad you got it.
Rick69 - February 26, 2016, 4:55 pm
Had I not heard the original joke, I don't I would have got this one...


John Wayne -




September Is Here -


TAGS: holidays early stores stockroom
Rating: 4.33/5

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ipaprime - September 25, 2015, 9:38 pm
Lets just say I work as a night stocker at a major home improvement store and we just put out the Christmas lights
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 25, 2015, 3:31 pm
Whichever store you are working at, I hope you're holding up well.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 25, 2015, 3:31 pm
I can only imagine. I was in retail about 6 years ago. If it was bad back then I can only imagine what its like now. I really empathize with store employees for what they have to go through.
ipaprime - September 22, 2015, 1:03 am
You have NO idea.


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